NWLA 2014 Room Power Rankings

		Coffee Time
		by Carl Coffee

Who's Shacking Up with Whom

  
Marriott Room:  Carl Coffee, Nick Coffee, Brandon Corbett, David Castle

  
Drury Room:  Michael Sessions, Zac Adams, Ryan Bullard

  
La Quinta Room 1:  Alex Shore, Stephen Farkas, Sam Hatt, Evan Bortmas

  
La Quinta Room 2:  Chandler Phillips, Kyle Tomlinson, Austin Bischoff, Evan Bischoff

  
La Quinta Room 3:  Chris Paquin, Dennis Pearson, Nicco Lollio, Mark Phillips

  
Who knows where Room:  Nick Braden, Dylan Braden, Josh Nagorski

The Room Power Rankings

6. La Quinta Room 1

I am not mad at Shore for his intensity. Three of these guys will be in Columbus Thursday night to jam, so they aren’t total squares. I respect Shore and his “all-in” attitude, but this room will be all business. Strict lights out, scheduled bathroom times, and 3-4 hours of game film watching is a little much.

5. Who knows where Room

Last year, Nick and Josh had “that” room. If you don’t know what I mean by “that”, just take a guess. These guys come to Ohio to get away from their mundane lives in Michigan, and know how to have a fun time. Did they go overboard last year? Yes. If they dial it back a few notches, this could be the underdog room of the weekend.

4. Drury Room

Sessions already lost Mark Phillips to La Quinta 3, and that hurts. Ryan Bullard is the only reason this room isn’t ranked last. He is hands down one of the top drinkers in the league, and he won’t allow his Squirrel teammates Sessions and Adams to be boring. If you want some Fireball, head to the Drury, I promise you that Bull-train will have some.

3. La Quinta Room 3

This room has the core guys from the Step-dads, and I can’t wait to spend some time in here. Nicco Lollio always has something to say, whether it’s a movie quote from a flick no one’s ever heard of, or a reference to his wonderful flow. Mark Phillips made a big decision to go to this room, and his wisdom is something I admire and must respect.

2. Marriot Room

The Coffee bros and Corbs have been rooming in Ohio since 2005, and it’s never boring. They added Castle last minute so Corbs would have someone to kick in his sleep. Nick Coffee ranks up there with Bullard as one of the top drinkers, and he won’t disappoint. You never know when Corbs will quietly turn on the camera to film some hijinx, so be ready.

1. La Quinta Room 2

This may sound like an upset, but I love the dynamite of guys in this room. You could be standing around a pile of donkey shit, and Chandler and Kyle would turn it into a good time. Austin Bischoff in Ohio only does legendary stuff, and the back and forth conversations with these guys is expected to be #hilar. Little E’s awkwardness will only make everything that much better.