Your Junk my Happy Zone


Brandon Corbett likes words, often lots of words, weird words, strange creativity, wandering thoughts, wondering thoughts, long prose, and stories that, like a curveball, veer in an out of where they seem they are supposed to be. "Happy zone" is the term used by Tigers color announcer Rod Allen daily in broadcasts to describe where the batter likes a pitch to blast it out of the park. "Junk" obviously is a descriptive term for nasty pitches. Both are also middle school humor for genitalia. Brandon finds that funny, and also likes bringing two childish terms for balls together with the two sides of the game of baseball in a way that says: bring your best and I am going to have so much fun with it!

5/23/14 - Quarter Post Team Metrics
3/18/14 - Dressed to the 14s
2/8/14 - Which is Really the Right Side of the Plate?
1/31/14 - Rob Oden
1/7/14 - We find all of WSEM... Quilty
12/26/13 - No Orchiding, a Wolfpack Prognostication
11/22/13 - Photo Finish
10/31/13 - This... is my Boomstick!
9/14/13 - BIG NAMES
8/21/13 - The Charm
8/16/13 - Now Batting... Batting... Batting...
8/2/13 - Teal and Purple Cover the Brown
8/1/13 - Launching Pads
7/12/13 - Fore!
7/5/13 - Individual Awards Races: Offense
6/21/13 - Wild Cards
6/1/13 - All the King's Men
5/16/13 - A Way too Early Look at RotY
4/25/13 - 2013 Alternate Reality Fantasy Draft
4/1/13 - The Offensive Resurrection
3/12/13 - Here We Go!
3/10/13 - WSEM 13: The Whoa
2/10/13 - Divided We Stand
1/25/13 - Nifty Fifties
1/8/13 - Bold Ass Predicitions
12/20/12 - What Makes the Best Pitcher?
12/11/12 - Stealing the Show
11/28/12 - Splitting the A-team: The Manchester Project
11/14/12 - Ducks are Covered
9/13/12 - Taste the Rainbow
7/19/12 - Out of My Dreams, Into my Yard: The Long and Short of it
6/22/12 - Awards Watch
5/3/12 - The Biggest Surprise of Week One
4/26/12 - WSEM mock-fantasy-parody-alternate realtiy Draft
4/17/12 - EA Sports: We're in the Game?
4/12/12 - Under the Radar: 4 Players Who Might Sneak Up On You
4/5/12 - Walk-up Themes 2012, Vol. 2
4/1/12 - Off-season Training Regimens
3/7/12 - League Lineup Tutorial
2/29/12 - Walk-up Themes 2012, Vol. 1
12/14/11 - Your Help Needed to Foil Criminal Plot!
12/5/11 - PEBs, the MLB, and You!
8/3/11 - A New Kind of Legend
7/28/11 - Get Out of my Dreams, Get into my Yard, III - The Westside Reservation
7/22/11 - Endorsements Everywhere!
7/17/11 - John "Going Down" Hill
7/8/11 - Off to the Races
7/6/11 - Get Out of my Dreams, Get into my Yard #2 - Frenchtown
6/22/11 - Dressed to the Nines
6/10/11 - Get Out of my Dreams, Get into my Yard
6/1/11 - Oh, Hey Todd.
5/26/11 - Got the (Light) Blues?)
5/3/11 - Week One Fun
4/21/11 - Fan Bases
4/14/11 - "Wind Up" Preview & Odds to Win
4/6/11 - Plate Appearance Music
3/29/11 - Field of Crazy Dreams
3/23/11 - Scorekeeping 101
2/20/11 - The Curse of the Host Team
Brandon's Team Tuesdays contributions:
1/15/13 - Ducks
3/13/12 - Campus Commandos
3/15/11 - Flying Squirrels
3/8/11 - Campus Commandos
3/1/11 - Belgian Wiffles
2/15/11 - Ass Kickers
2/8/11 - Wiffling DeLoppes
2/1/11 - Git 'r Done
Brandon's etc. submissions:
2/26/13 - Simulated Season #2
2/7/13 - One Last Rodeo (w/ Mike Constanti)
1/29/13 - Simulated Season #1
11/21/12 - Comparison of Stats per Team from 2011 to 2012
11/9/12 - Fall Fantasy: Player Awards and Stats
11/6/12 - Fall Fantasy: Curves VS. Sinkers
10/24/12 - Fall Fantasy: Risers VS. Cheese
10/18/12 - Fall Fantasy: Cheese VS. Curves
10/14/12 - Fall Fantasy: Sinkers VS. Risers
10/8/12 - Fall Fantasy: Curves VS. Risers
10/3/12 - Fall Fantasy: Sinkers VS. Cheese