Predicting the 2013 Handies

Coffee Time
by Carl Coffee

In two seasons of postseason awards only Ryan Bullard has ever repeated in winning a Handy. I don’t expect the same thing to happen in 2013, however, it isn’t impossible. With a lot of up and coming talent, in addition to some players returning from 2011, and a fresh batch of rookies, I wouldn’t be shocked to once again see a lot of new winners. For each Handy award, I will predict the favorite, a player in the running, and a longshot. However, for the MVP Handy, I doubled up on the predictions.

Most Improved Player

This was a new award in 2012, and I am actually on record during opening day at Lafayette Park predicting that Alex Linebrink would win. Alex improved greatly at both pitching and hitting, so he ran away with the award. With so many players having off years at the plate in 2012, I think it will be tougher to pick a winner this year.

Favorite: Nick Braden (Holy Balls)
Although the elder Braden brother had a decent year on the mound going 3-1 with a 2.25 ERA, he only batted .195 with three home runs. Anyone who has seen Nick play knows those numbers do not represent his true hitting talent. I expect a big year from Nick who will be out to prove last year was a fluke.

In the Running: Nick Coffee (King Friday)
Nick returned to competitive Wiffleball a shell of his former self. Although he was still great in the field, he lost his power which he was famous for in the DWL days. After batting .115 with zero dingers and only six RBIs, Nick is eager to prove he can still hit.

Longshot: Jason Matt (Belgian Wiffles)
I have been playing wiffleball with Jason for a while now, and I have never seen him more excited to play. The Belgian Wiffles appear to have a very united clubhouse, and that has given new life to Jason. Rumor has it that Jason has been crushing the ball this preseason, and when you only batted .072 last year, improving on that won’t be very difficult.

Diamond Digits

Controversy is an understatement when it came to the 2012 Diamond Digit winners. Unless you live in a cave, you know that everyone believed Nick Coffee was snubbed. Diamond Digits are given to the top three fielders and top fielding pitcher. At separate occasions in the offseason, different people told me Nick deserved the award over each of the three fielders (Bullard, Seto, Franzen). To make sure this controversy would never happen again, stars will be given out after each series for the most impressive fielder, hitter, and pitcher. At the end of the season we will then give out the Diamond Digit Handies to the fielders with the most stars, eliminating all controversy. I hope…

Favorites: Nick Coffee (King Friday), Alex Shore (Westside Warriors),
          Joel Crozier (Whiteford Wicked Aces), & Chandler Phillips, P (El Diablos)

I fully expect Nick to run away with fielding stars and will easily win a Diamond Digit Handy. Alex Shore who is back to a full time player is also a very consistent fielder, and I expect him to win one as well. The third fielder was tough to decide. Joel Crozier is a lot like Alex Shore and is very sure-handed in the field, so he is my prediction to win the third Diamond Digit Handy. Chandler Phillips who is currently the #2 pitcher on the El Diablos will get a lot of starts on the mound, and is very athletic. For that reason he is my favorite to win the pitching Diamond Digit Handy.

In the Running: Ryan Bullard (Islanders), David Buhr (Belgian Wiffles),
          Kyle Tomlinson (El Diablos), & Chris Paquin, P (Holy Balls)

I would be a fool not to put Bullard somewhere on this list. Although I don’t expect him to play full time, when he does play for the Islanders he will be in LF and won’t disappoint. David Buhr is on this list for his hustle. That hustle leads to diving all over the field which may lead to fielding stars. Tomlinson, much like Chandler is also very athletic, and is capable of making a lot of big plays in the field. Paquin was almost my pick as the pitching fielder Diamond Digit favorite. He is always alert in the field and can make hard plays look easy.

Longshots: Josh Nagorski (Ducks), Nick Woods (Westside Warriors), Ryan Alexia (Belgian Wiffles), & Joe Seto, P (Islanders)
Putting any Duck on this list is a longshot as they are not known for their defense at all. If anyone were to win a Diamond Digit on the Ducks, it would be Nagorski. If Nick Woods shows up to play at a consistent level, he may win a few awards. He is a great talent but until he does prove that he will be a full time player, he will only be a longshot to win. Ryan Alexia is lot like David Buhr in the field and hustles a lot. You may be surprised to see Joe Seto who won a 2012 Diamond on the longshot list. Seto is once again playing in Detroit and doesn’t expect to be a full time player. When he does play, and in this case pitch, he is always capable of making big plays in the field.

Country Strong Home Run King

I predict this will be the season of the home run. Numbers were down last year, but with the new bats and new pitching distance the long ball will make a triumphant comeback. I believe you will see at least five guys with over 20 home runs, and you may even see someone reach 30.

Favorite: Dennis Pearson (Ducks)
Dennis finished second in home runs in 2011 with 15, and third in 2012 with 10. This is the year I think he will get over the hump and win the Country Strong Home Run King Handy.

In the Running: Dylan Braden (Ducks)
The other half of the DD Boys also has also crushed the ball consistently the last two seasons. We may see something similar to last year when teammates Bortmas and LaDouceur tied for first to share the crown.

Longshot: Alex Shore (Westside Warriors)
WSEM’s favorite lefty is back as a full time player! It is unknown if Alex will once again help himself out with a short porch in right field. Even if The Reservation has normal RF dimensions, Alex still has the pull-field power to win the HR crown.

Rookie of the Year

This is the hardest Handy Award for me to predict. I do not know any of the rookies, nor have I seen them play. The only thing I know about them is what their captains have told me. With that said, I will either look like a genius, or a complete fool. I would bet on the latter.

Favorite: Greg or Mark Brannan (Belgian Wiffles)
This is cheating, but I don’t care! Buhr has mentioned the Brannan name many times to me, and told me he expects big things from both of them. Therefore, I will increase my odds and predict one of the two to win the ROY Handy.

In the Running: Kiefer Haffey (Westside Warriors)
With any Westside Warrior not named Alex Shore, I am always worried about how often they will actually play. Kiefer does seem to be excited to play Wiffleball this year, and I have heard good things about him. It’s a thin rookie class this year, so that will definitely help Kiefer’s odds.

Longshot: Nicco Lollio (El Diablos)
A true longshot would be to predict Tabatha Rothe-Myers, but come on. Therefore I will predict someone with an awesome name who I know nothing about. Nicco FTW!

Batting Champion

I do not expect the Batting Champion this year to be anywhere near Joey DeLano’s .560 2011 batting average. However, I do expect it to be better than Evan Bortmas’ .389, which was good enough to win the crown last season. Evan would be my choice to repeat as the winner if he was predicted to play full time again, but I don’t see it happening this year with the Wicked Aces.

Favorite: Kyle Tomlinson (El Diablos)
Kyle finished in second place last season as a rookie, and I only see him improving. I fully expect Kyle to bat over .400, and may even come close to the .450 mark. I don’t even think that is a bold prediction, he is just that good.

In the Running: Alex Shore (Westside Warriors)
In 2011 when Alex played in 22 games, he batted .417 which was second overall. Unless someone comes out of nowhere to surprise me, I think the Batting Champion Handy will be a two man race between Alex and Kyle.

Longshot: Josh Nagorski (Ducks)
When you think of the Ducks you think of the DD Boys and the new arms they signed in Constanti and Castle. Nagorski is often forgotten, but each year he has shown huge improvements at the plate. Last year he batted .333 which was good enough for 4th place. Don’t underestimate this kid.

Clown Shu

The Clown Shu Handy came down to Austin Bischoff and Sam Hatt last season, with Austin just beating out Sam. This season I expect even more pitchers competing for the Clown Shu. However, I am very curious to see what the 48’ distance will do to some of last year’s dominant pitchers.

Favorite: Austin Bischoff (Whiteford Wicked Aces)
There is no reason not to predict Austin to repeat as the Clown Shu winner, especially since Sam Hatt is out for the year. Austin also has experience pitching from 48’ at last year’s NWLA tournament, which he did quite well at. Of all of my favorites in this article, Austin is the one I am most confident in.

In the Running: Craig Skinner (El Diablos)
It’s no secret that I am a Craig Skinner fan, and he is very anxious to show he can pitch from 48’ with no troubles. El Diablos ace had a great rookie season, but did not win a single award. There is no doubt in my mind Craig will either win a Handy this season or make the All-Star team.

Longshot: Dennis Pearson (Ducks)
The 2011 Clown Shu winner is once again being doubted, and when he is doubted he performs best. After shutting up his critics in 2011 with dominating numbers on the mound, Dennis was then praised in the 2012 preseason. Dennis then had a disappointing season for his standards, but he has been on record in saying he will have his 2011 stuff back.

MVP

The last two winners had very similar MVP seasons, and were both runaways to win. Both DeLano and Bortmas won the Batting and HR Crowns, but finished second in RBIs. I am hoping for a closer race this season, and I do believe we will see that. I couldn’t predict just three players, so each category will get an extra player.

Favorites: Kyle Tomlinson (El Diablos), Alex Shore (Westside Warriors)
Both Kyle and Alex have been mentioned multiple times already, so not much else needs to be said about them. Kyle is the easier pick since he is coming off of a great season. Alex only played part time last season, so picking him as a favorite is much bolder.

In the Running: Dennis Pearson (Ducks), Chandler Phillips (El Diablos)
Dennis is going to be a beast with the new bats, and should put up monster power numbers. If he can put up a respectable batting average, he will definitely be in the conversation for MVP. Chandler Phillips was almost put on the longshot list, but I expect a big year out of him. On his team Kyle is looked at as the hitting star and Skinner as the pitching star, which may put a chip on Chandler’s shoulder. Do not underestimate Chandler, and expect a big year out of him.

Longshots: Dylan Braden (Ducks), Joel Crozier (Whiteford Wicked Aces)
If Nagorski had better power numbers, he would make this list. Instead, his teammate and proven slugger, Dylan Braden makes the list. Dylan is a very streaky player, but he definitely has the tools to become an MVP. Joel Crozier is often overlooked and his numbers from 2012 were very average. He didn’t stink enough to be a Most Improved Player candidate, but I think he has the capability to improve enough to be an MVP candidate.

Here We Go!

Your Junk my Happy Zone
by Brandon Corbett

There have been a lot of attempts to predict where teams fit in the 2013 WSEM landscape: simulated seasons, pro/con analysis, team ratings, power rankings... All of these are nonsense, though. It is time to introduce a system that allows everyone to easily visualize exactly who and what they are dealing with. Of course, there is only one source in which you can find such clarity: Mario Kart 64! This simple driver plus item combination delivers, in no uncertain terms, how teams are poised to win on the field and navigate through the rankings this season.


TEAM DRIVER ITEM RUNDOWN
Donkey Kong w/ Red Shell:
Underestimated at the beginning, they steadily push past competition to get into the thick of the race. They have put in more practice than anyone and will be a lock to take out opponents in front of them.
Princess Peach w/ Super Mushroom:
Can jump to the front of the pack and continue to pull away, but can slide out of control just as quickly. Their roster is stacked with players capable of keeping a win-streak surging for an extended period.
Toad w/ Star:
Capable of blowing everyone else away from the get go, but prone to getting wild at moments. Multiple pitchers and hitters are able to take a game into their hands and make the team unstoppable.
Wario w/ Green Shell:
Won't leave teams in the dust, but are not going to be run over. A bit cocky; they have the ability to deal a knockout blow, but will have to line things up perfectly to make it happen.
Bowser w/ Banana Bunch:
Perhaps slow off the start, but this group of veterans will gain momentum throughout the season. They have many pieces in place that can surprise opponents and cause them to slip up, resulting in exciting victories.
Mario w/ Mushroom:
Balanced, steady team on both sides of the ball. Not many elite qualities per se, but no real deficiencies either. This team will be great in spurts to surge past other teams on the field and in the rankings.
Luigi w/ Fake Item Block:
Not likely to run away and hide, but capable of commanding a top spot. Questions about this team have arisen, but asking them may find you in a trap, blown up and falling further behind before you know it.
Yoshi w/ Lightning:
Instantly out front and not looking back; this team controls their own fate. They often look like a giant when compared to the competition, and are capable of squashing any opponents who get close.

WSEM 13: The Whoa

Your Junk my Happy Zone
by Brandon Corbett




Not only have we brought back the video game style ratings for 2013, this season we plan on featuring them as part of the intro for game videos. Since they will now serve a greater purpose than "one-off gag for amusement", we brought in a few more voices to better round out these numbers.

Five sources provided their opinion of each team's contact at the plate (CON), power in the bats (PWR), pitching (PIT) and defensive ability (DEF). Those were averaged together, then the overall team rating (OVR) was averaged from those four categories. Ratings will be updated before the season, after seeing teams in the satellite tournaments, and possibly once more mid-season. Obviously, other elements on these screens will be updated more frequently - franchise record, NWLA rank, and championships. Franchise records used to include all "modern era" (since 2009) games, including tournaments. However, this offseason we simplified that definition to include only league games from the season and playoffs. Championships do still include those won in tournaments, though, and are noted by a silver star. Gold stars stand for Commissioner's Cup Championships, and pennants won are indicated by gold pennants. Two more silver stars will be handed out for the satellite tournaments before these are put into use at the start of the season.

If you're not familiar with the NWLA by this point, it's time to crawl out from under your rock. The NWLA does a great many things with the fifty-plus member leagues, but pertinent to this context, they rank the top 50 "large league" teams and top 25 "small league" teams. WSEM is a large league with our eight teams, and over our two-year run we have had eight different teams crack the top 50 rankings: Belgian, Commandos, Squirrels, Punchouts, Warriors, DeLoppes, Aces, and Ducks with our highest ever rank, #3 on August 19th, 2011.

Two basic parameters exist in the NWLA rankings. One: only teams with records above .500 may be ranked. Two: no more than fifty percent of a league can show up in the rankings. As teams crack the top 50 for the first time or push higher than they have before that information will be added to these screens. So, everyone make that happen and if you don't think digital-your-team adequately matches real-world-your-team, get out to some preseason events to make your team's ratings more accurate for Opening Weekend!


Marching to April

A Cup of Nick Coffee
by Nick Coffee

As the Michigan sky turns from gray to blue. The snow melts, as it was never welcomed in the first place. Winter ending and spring only a couple weeks away, wiffle ball is on all of our minds. I find myself so excited that I browse the Internet for ideas to make our field the best in the league. I'm starting to plan blueprints for an eye-catching strike zone. I even write, well, these articles when I really should be working. I got a fever. And the only prescription is more wiffle ball.

I moved back to Michigan from Florida last year in May and the weather was already perfect. I heard from family and friends that it was a very mild winter with almost no snow. I wish that was the case this year. Those occasional 60-degree days that we sporadically have urge us to head outside and throw the ball around. I can't wait for those days to come. I finally watched first spring training game on television this year. Even though it was pretty boring, it got me really excited to listen to a real game on the way to our wiffle ball games and, while playing, ask every 10-15 minutes "What's the score?" to the closest guy with an iPhone.


Weird headband tan lines
Now that I'm part of King Friday I don't have much of an opinion as a team representative anymore. My brother isn't the captain and I don't really know all the guys on my team. I'm still online every chance I have looking up different field dimensions and fencing to make our field spectacular. I haven't even seen the space yet; I don't even know what city it's in! Carl and I have drawn up different ways to make something different with our home run fence. With a King Friday theme, we've toyed around with a castle or train somewhere. I don't know how well that will work though. I'm also looking at a unique way to make our strike zone. I don't want to give anything away, but if I do end up doing what I want, it will be extremely unique and one-of-a-kind. Corbett wants me to attach a firework launcher on the back of it... We'll see about that.

I love playing MLB: The Show with Carl, but I'm sick of sitting on the couch all day. I want to get outside. I want to sweat and get a weird headband tan line. I want to come into work Monday morning so sore I can barely walk. I'm pumped to start this season! When I get excited about something, I get a little obsessed. I will spend money, time, and labor to make our field spectacular. We may not be the best team on paper, but after you play us you will not forget playing King Friday.