Interview: Dennis Pearson

Captains Corner
with David Buhr

My next victim of the interview is perhaps the most feared pitcher in the league. Is it because he throws nearly 80 mph on every pitch? Or perhaps it's because he can hit well? No, it's mainly because with that 80 mph pitch, he's not always accurate. Whenever you face him, it's reminiscent of the first pitch Randy Johnson threw to John Kruk in the 1993 Midsummer Classic. The ball went sailing over Kruk's head at nearly a hundred miles per hour! Though he has his inaccuracies, he scares you enough that you have to swing, if for no other reason, to live! Answering my questions rather quickly and with enthusiasm, here is your first Wiffle in Southeast Michigan Champion captain - Dennis Pearson.



Name: Dennis Pearson
Birthday: September 9th
Height: Big mother
Weight: 204 but add the pound or two when I'm holdin that trophy

1. Why did you decide to change the team name, and how did you come up with it?

Well I didn't decide to change my team did I liked grd cause of Larry the cable guy. And ask gorski how he came up with it.

2. Who do you think is the most underrated player on your team and why?

Josh Nagorski cause he can come in the clutch whenever he wants to and once people underestimate him he takes advantage of it and gets on base.

3. In all honesty, do you think Bischoff could be better than you?

In all honesty no!

4. Do you think the Ducks will repeat as champs?

Oh yea with the new roster we are gunna have and the everyday players we got a guy that can almost be compared to Delano with speed. Note how I said almost. And we got a big gun playing with us this year he stands in at 6'6 and has a powerful bat. And don't let me forget Lewis that's my boy that rotation is like JV and porcello I am gunna teach him everything I know to make him better for the team.

5. Where does all the strength and power in your pitching come from?

Legs

6. What was your favorite sport growing up?

Baseball

7. Favorite hobby?

Baseball

8. Did you ever have any interesting or cool nicknames?

D-train, DLP, and DP

9. What do you honestly think of the new pitching rule? Do you think it'll help you to not blow your arm out? Or do you wish it hadn't been instated?

sucks, nope what did I do in the championship and I went the next day and played long toss with a buddy and still could throw far. Nah.

[Pub. note: The rotation rule has nothing to do with saving pitchers' arms.]

10. How do you feel about all the trash talk? Is it good for the league? Do you think it should be toned down at all?

Badass, somewhat, yea the personal stuff it's dumb.

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