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Interview: Alex Shore

Captains Corner
with David Buhr

He's competitive. He's talented. He's bold. He's brash. He's Alex Shore. That brashness is what I believe helped put WSEM on the NWLA radar. A sarcastic mouth, bold predictions and assumptions, and the numbers to back you up generate good stories. Alex quite possibly lives by the credo, "It's not bragging if it's true". Well, he certainly has the stats to prove himself. What can really be appreciated about Alex, however, is his passion, his drive to win, and his love for the game. He generates competition throughout the league which may be one of the best things for the league. It's sad that he'll only be able to play a couple of weeks this year before a season ending surgery. I'm sure he'll still show up to games and remain an active part of the league with Twitter. Now I present to you a humbler, though no less talkative, Alex Shore.


Name:Alexander Michael Shore
DOB:01/07/1993
Height:182.88 cm
Weight:72.7 Kg

1. How did you come up with the Westside Warriors team name last year?

If my memory serves me correctly, Woods and I entered the Rally-around-the-flag-a-palooza tournament and decided we needed a team name. Ironically earlier that day we were talking about how cool the Brother Rice Warriors (my high schools rival) color scheme and logo is. We were the only team at the time from Oakland County and ironically the only team on the west side of metro-Detroit, so thus the Westside Warriors were formed.

2. Now that the Warriors have been disbanded, how do you think you and your new team will fare in the league this year?

This is only a one-season thing. The warrior crew will be back. This is just the best way for the guys to stay active while I’m out for the season. Hopefully depending on how successful the season is, Joe and his guys, will become warriors if they need a team.

3. Between Austin Bischoff and Dennis Pearson, who do you think is better? Do you think you're better than either of them?

I respect both of these players' vast amounts. If I had to choose the better amongst the two, it would be Bischoff. My sole reasoning is that Dennis has had multiple years in WSEM and has grown into an equal player to the current Bischoff. Austin Bischoff is a rookie who still has much room for improvement, given that he will become more acquainted with the game and the league. My prediction is that after this season, Bischoff will emerge into the most dominant two-way player in the history of WSEM. Furthermore, I do not see myself superior to either of these ball players.

4. What team do you think has the most legitimate shot at winning it all this year? Do you think it'll be a repeat or will the Ducks be shot down?

In my “Science of Power Rankings” article I gave a pretty in-depth description on why the DeLoppes will run away with this title. The Ducks will NOT repeat, as a matter of fact they might not even COMPETE. Lewis was a huge addition but as we saw in September, that addition has messed up the Ducks team chemistry. If Dennis is only a threat for two to three innings on average, this team is very beatable for two reasons. First, they are far from great defensively, and second, the Ducks had a huge amount of close 1 to 2 run games that they had won in extra innings last season with Dennis pitching the whole day. Not enough depth here to win it all this year.

5. What was your favorite sport growing up?

Hockey. Always has been, always will be.

6. Did you have a favorite hobby?

Travel Baseball Umpiring

7. Did you ever have any awesome or unusual nicknames?

Shore, Jersey, A-train

8. What are your thoughts on the new pitching rule? Which team do you think will benefit the most from it? Which team do you think it might hurt the most?

I absolutely love the new pitching rule. It challenges depth and pure talent of your team as a whole. Great rule all around. The team that will benefit the most is the Deloppes considering they have already played with this rule for an entire year. Obviously enough, the team that will hurt the most is the Ducks.

9. Where do you think the biggest rivalry will lie this year?

Ducks vs WWA : It’s like a Crosby (Dennis) vs. Ovechkin (Bischoff) rivalry in '09.

10. You've kind of been the catalyst for the trash talk around the league. Do you think that it's been healthy for the league? Do you think some take it too far? Is it fair to say that you'll probably never stop with it?

I have an extensive hockey background. Playing for almost my whole life competitively, trash talking is a part of the game. As an umpire for travel baseball for nearly seven years, trash talking exists everywhere. For example “swing batter batter”, “this guy can't hit” and even coaches and parents blatantly firing their teams up while shouting negative attributes about other teams. This ties into WSEM because talking makes the game fun. This is a competitive league and trash talking is a part of competitive nature. Obviously, no one is trying to clear benches or anything, but if you can't handle some trash talk, go play softball in your local rec league. Do you think professional athletes go home and cry about what people say? The obvious answer here is "no", they speak with actions and shut people up. As far as taking something too far is concerned: once the talk gets personal and degrading, such as Michael Constanti’s article about me, I would then draw the line as too far. As long as the talk remains baseball oriented, it's "no harm no foul" to me. Lastly, I (nor the entire league for that matter) will not stop with the trash talking. It's fun and allows you to express some emotion towards our league. If you can’t handle some fun trash, I hear there are plenty of golf leagues in the Detroit area to join over the summer.

Interview: David Buhr

Captains Corner
with David Buhr  Carl Coffee  turning the tables



Name: David Buhr
Birthday: June 12, 1983
Height: 5' 10" (I've grown one inch since the end of 8th grade)
Weight: 182 and dropping

1. How did you get involved in competitive wiffleball?

I'm not totally sure, but I think I found you, Carl, after I had attended a certain church service specifically centered around college age kids and I added one of them. On the page of one of those people I added I found a link to some wiffleball rules and was interested to see what it was and I think I contacted you, but I actually don't fully remember how that happened. I remember coming to play with you guys on a beautiful Saturday in June where I ended up diving into glass leaving a big gash in my wrist, but there's no way something like that would ever stop me from coming back to play!

2. What made you decide to captain a team in WSEM?

Well, at first I just wanted to join a team, but there didn't seem to be room at the beginning of last season so I decided I'd try to find a few guys who I thought would play and I did. Little did I know that one wouldn't be able to play weekends, another would hurt his shoulder in the preseason tournament, and one would leave halfway through the season.

3. What are you most looking forward to in this upcoming season?

You mean besides playing the sport? Well, there's the new field, new teammates, and how's it going to play out, how good are they going to be factor that excites me. Also, I'm really looking forward to seeing how that pitching rule pans out with teams and seeing how much more competitive our league will be.

4. How did it feel to win the NWLA ‘Team Nickname of the Year’ award?

Man, that was awesome! I love that and as always I have to give my sister-in-law most of the credit since I didn't completely come up with the name- she said how about Belgian Waffles and I just changed one letter. I love telling people about that award and I love that a team in Rochester, New York decided to use it. It puts a smile on my face.

5. What was your favorite sport growing up?

When I was little it was actually soccer, but once I hit 6th grade, there was just something about baseball that I fell in love with. It's just a beautiful game all around.

6. Favorite hobby?

Collecting baseball cards, singing, and climbing trees

7. Did you ever have any interesting or cool nicknames?

Oh man, did I ever! Where shall we start? These each have a story behind them, but I won't tell them here. Stilts, Ol' Man River, Wolverine, Hustle, Davy J, Josh Groban, Dabadooey, The Jewish Looking Kid, and most recently Adam Sandler

8. What are your true feelings towards Chris Lewis? Any bad blood?

I harbor no hard feelings toward Chris. He has a passion for the game and for winning and I admire that. He also started getting along with Dennis and his guys from the start so I'm totally okay with it. Yeah, it could be rough without an experienced pitcher this year, but it's okay. It's all about having fun.

9. Do you have idea who your opening day starting pitcher will be?

No clue. I think there will be at least 3 guys on my team that can pitch and I'm really hoping that's true. If Josh Lovell can pitch, I'll probably use him. He seems like he would be able to and he's got that confusing lankiness like Maclin that could be used to throw people off.

10. How on earth did you hit that ~130 foot HR at Constanti Field last year?

I have muscles. Seriously though, Mike just put it in the right (or wrong depending on perspective) spot, I caught up with it and I've always been more of a power hitter except for that summer that I first played with you guys.

11. Who would you take if you needed to win one game, Pearson or Bischoff?

Without a doubt, Bischoff. Here's my reasoning- Pearson can blow anyone away with the speed on his pitches, but he doesn't necessarily always have the accuracy. If the other team is patient enough, they will get walked. Yes, his accuracy did improve some by the end of the season, but he still has a little ways to go and if he can harness that accuracy with his speed, he will be the worst pitcher to face. Bischoff has alread harnessed that accuracy with good speed, not as fast as Pearson, but still fast. Along with the speed and the accuracy, his pitches also have serious movement. He is in my mind, the best pitcher in our league. We'll see if that proves true this year.

12. And lastly, do you think the Belgian Wiffles will do better or worse than last season? (2011 record: 13-15)

That's actually hard to say right now considering the fact that I'm the only one on the team who's not a rookie. I've never even met one of my players, though I'm told he's a good ballplayer which has the potential to translate into a good wiffleball player. The other three on my team, well, I've only seen them play soccer, but they're good athletes. I believe we should do better, but it depends on how good my pitchers are, and how well we all do hitting. Our speed is our biggest threat. You don't want us on the basepaths, but I plan on us being there!

Interview: Dennis Pearson

Captains Corner
with David Buhr

My next victim of the interview is perhaps the most feared pitcher in the league. Is it because he throws nearly 80 mph on every pitch? Or perhaps it's because he can hit well? No, it's mainly because with that 80 mph pitch, he's not always accurate. Whenever you face him, it's reminiscent of the first pitch Randy Johnson threw to John Kruk in the 1993 Midsummer Classic. The ball went sailing over Kruk's head at nearly a hundred miles per hour! Though he has his inaccuracies, he scares you enough that you have to swing, if for no other reason, to live! Answering my questions rather quickly and with enthusiasm, here is your first Wiffle in Southeast Michigan Champion captain - Dennis Pearson.



Name: Dennis Pearson
Birthday: September 9th
Height: Big mother
Weight: 204 but add the pound or two when I'm holdin that trophy

1. Why did you decide to change the team name, and how did you come up with it?

Well I didn't decide to change my team did I liked grd cause of Larry the cable guy. And ask gorski how he came up with it.

2. Who do you think is the most underrated player on your team and why?

Josh Nagorski cause he can come in the clutch whenever he wants to and once people underestimate him he takes advantage of it and gets on base.

3. In all honesty, do you think Bischoff could be better than you?

In all honesty no!

4. Do you think the Ducks will repeat as champs?

Oh yea with the new roster we are gunna have and the everyday players we got a guy that can almost be compared to Delano with speed. Note how I said almost. And we got a big gun playing with us this year he stands in at 6'6 and has a powerful bat. And don't let me forget Lewis that's my boy that rotation is like JV and porcello I am gunna teach him everything I know to make him better for the team.

5. Where does all the strength and power in your pitching come from?

Legs

6. What was your favorite sport growing up?

Baseball

7. Favorite hobby?

Baseball

8. Did you ever have any interesting or cool nicknames?

D-train, DLP, and DP

9. What do you honestly think of the new pitching rule? Do you think it'll help you to not blow your arm out? Or do you wish it hadn't been instated?

sucks, nope what did I do in the championship and I went the next day and played long toss with a buddy and still could throw far. Nah.

[Pub. note: The rotation rule has nothing to do with saving pitchers' arms.]

10. How do you feel about all the trash talk? Is it good for the league? Do you think it should be toned down at all?

Badass, somewhat, yea the personal stuff it's dumb.

Interviews with Your Co-Commissioners

Captains Corner
with David Buhr


Most of us have or have had dreams of making it big in some venue somewhere, whether it be sports, music, or television, we would like to have either the fame or the fortune, or both! Why? Because we're selfish, vain, egotistical human beings. As such, we also would love to have our story told by a famous journalist. Sure, I am neither famous nor am I wealthy, but I am here now to feed that egotistical nature, to ask questions about you, not just as a wiffleball player, but as a person as well.

Every couple of weeks I will be interviewing a player, starting with the captains of each team. The first to be interviewed are none other than your co-commissioners and co-captains of the Squirrels, Carl Coffee and Brandon Corbett.




Name: Carl Coffee Jr.
Birthdate: December 18, 1982
Height: Possibly 6 feet
Weight: I like food

1. What gave you the idea to start a Wiffleball League?

It was the only way I could get people to play with me. It's all here - http://wiffleinsemitheskinny.blogspot.com/2011/01/getting-wiffleball-in-palm-of-hand.html

2. How were you able to find people?

God Bless the Internet.

3. How did you come up with the name for your team?

Searched Minor League names, Flying Squirrels stood out.

4. What was your favorite sport growing up?

Baseball with Basketball a close 2nd

5. Favorite Hobby?

Throwing pennies away, SNES, claymation.

6. Were you ever given any cool or weird nicknames?

Triple C, Crazy Carl, Coff, Randy, Doug, The German Giraffe.

7. Ideally, where would you like to see WSEM in 5 years?

I hope it is in good hands. I have two years left in me to stay on as Commish, but hope to captain a team until my legs fall off. I also really hope we can be a top 5 league in the NWLA.

8. Have you ever had any unusual injuries?

You can't hurt me.

9. Since wiffleball is really a smaller scale baseball game, I'd like to ask you who is your favorite MLB player of all time?

90's- Cecil Fielder
00's- Pudge
10's- Cabrera

10. How do you feel about the trash talk that goes on in our league? Do you feel that it's good for the league? Or would you like it to be toned down some?

I hate when people get personal, i.e. making fun of someones appearance, grammar, etc. Trash talk in the field is awesome though!





Name: Brandon Reginald Barclay Corbett, Esq.
Birthdate: The near future
Height: Less than tall
Weight: 40 lb less than my license says

1. What gave you the idea to start a Wiffleball League?

I'm pretty sure I was hoodwinked into it... It wasn't so much wanting to start a Wiffleball league, but more just not wanting Carl to hurt himself. Having done it, though, I have to say the escapism and God-complex in crafting this surreal little nook of the world is pretty fantastic. Oh, and some of the guys are pretty classy dudes, too.

2. How were you able to find people?

It still amazes me that any people came out, and still come out. Early on it was a lot of high school friends, then slowly guys interested in Wiffle, like you and Chad, found us online; Carl's the one who has done almost all of the work when it comes to bringing in new people, but I do know that kidnapping has been very effective.

3. How did you come up with the name for your team?

Well, the London (OH) Tournament that got us started playing this game required teams to have MLB or MiLB team names, and Carl always brought the name back with him. First it was Lugnuts, then Jammers (Jamestown), and finally Flying Squirrels (Richmond). We always just looked for a silly kind of name for this silly kind of game. Squirrels seems to have stuck, though I am subtly trying to replace "Flying" with the abbreviated "F'ing" - you know, for class.

4. What was your favorite sport growing up?

Neighborhood-wide squirt gun fight / tag / capture the flag. More sportingly: lacrosse; nobody knew anything about it. It had mythical qualities.

5. Favorite Hobby?

Does making websites for silly things and going way over the top with them count as a hobby?

6. Were you ever given any cool or weird nicknames?

I wish. My compadres never got past the hockey nickname scheme: Corbs, Corby, etc. Want to bestow one on me now? ... Please?

7. Ideally, where would you like to see WSEM in 5 years?

Sixty strange guys in Chad's backyard having a barbecue. I'd be elated with that.

8. Have you ever had any unusual injuries?

I'm unbreakable, which is shocking since I hate milk.

9. Since wiffleball is really a smaller scale baseball game, I'd like to ask you who is your favorite MLB player of all time?

This is a hard one for me. I root more for the team than the guy in the jersey. I don't really care about the "old-timers" either; no personal investment in any of them. So, it comes down to guys who I just like (or liked) watching play. It has to be Rick "the Wild Thing" Vaughn.

10. How do you feel about the trash talk that goes on in our league? Do you feel that it's good for the league? Or would you like it to be toned down some?

As long as it is kept in a context related to the game it can be cool. Maybe throw in some "yo mama" jokes. When it spills over into personal lifestyle, means, etc. it becomes a problem. Two guys going back and forth ripping on each other's play or hair in the heat of the game can definitely add something to the competitive atmosphere. Obviously, not all sixty of us are going to be "tight bros," but we are all in this silly, little Wiffle community together. I'll steal GSWL's slogan, "a kid's game taken way too far," because I think it says it best; what we're doing out here really is reliving a childhood game and the excitement and fun that goes along with it by going over the top with things like a website, ridiculous articles and a podcast. None of us are world-beaters; we're going back to when baseball was larger than life for us, and we're trying our best to realize Wiffle in that larger than life way now.