The Long and Short of it

Your Junk my Happy Zone - Outta My Dreams, Into my Yard
by Brandon Corbett

The two fields being talked about in this article are the two that utilize existing baseball fencing for their outfield walls and hit from behind second base. That is where the similarities between them end. The little difference: The Wiffle Iron uses the backstop and dugout fencing, while The Zoo uses the outfield wall. The bigger difference: one is a hitter friendly bandbox, the other a cavernous pitcher's park.

The Zoo plays HUGE. The Zoo is HUGE. It measures 120' down the left field line and 130' down the right field line. Center Field is slightly shorter, but there is no easy poke at the highlands of New Hudson. "Highlands", the Zoo is located on top of a no longer used landfill. This presents a unique and scenic view of the surrounding area while playing. It also makes the field play even bigger! Playing a few hundred feet above the rest of the area brings nearly constant wind, even on calm days, that generally blows in from left-field, knocking down even the hardest hit balls; not that many balls have a shot at 120+' in the first place. The huge dimensions do leave a lot of open space for outfielders to cover, though, and in turn a lot of opportunity for extra base hits; you know, the ones that do not go over the fence. Get it past the outfielders on a line, and you can run for days - rather, you could run for days if you were allowed more than one trip around the bases. The name may not fit so well - a zoo is quite confined, while The Zoo is anything but - however, the field itself is a great, unique addition to the league palette; think the exact opposite of Coors Field, or dead-center at old Tiger Stadium on steroids.

The Wiffle Iron on the other hand plays like right field at new Yankee Stadium with lines around 75'. The short dimensions are a welcome counter-weight to larger fields in the league, and certainly add individual character and earn the term "friendly confines". The field is perfectly symmetrical using the foul line fences and backstop of a grass tee-ball field. This layout, perpendicular fences running the lines into center, also provides the fun of sharply deeper dimensions. If you are late on a ball, you no longer have an easy home run on the short-porch. Adding to that challenge, the height of the fences increase to six feet at the dug-outs left and right center, and to ten feet in straight away center, estimated at a distance 105'. The tall wall in center field configuration is reminiscent of the Diamond Backs' stadium (whatever corporate douchebag sponsor it has now), which is an awesome feature. The Wiffle Iron is a pull hitters dream, but a solid shot up the middle can go easily unrewarded. Being located in the complex at Heritage Park also puts the Iron and Wiffleball into the, admittedly, confused eyes of spectators, which is always nice. If spreading the game is not enough, well your in luck! As this location also provides prime bleacher seating during games.

The Wiffle Iron and The Zoo could not play any more differently, and that is absolutely why home fields exist: what makes home field advantage mean something. To date the Donkeys are 4-2 on their home turf, and Belgian is 7-3 at The Wiffle Iron (* 9-3 at home, but games vs. Squirrels were played at their farm-club park, Maple Yards). .667 and .700 winning percentages at home to .450 and .500 winning percentages, respectively, on the season. Mmmm... That is the smell of home cooking!

Can Big Wood Perform on the Big Stage?

  by  Alex Shore
 
Bold predictions, smack talk, and a little bit of love were present in the WSEM NWLA Inaugural Tournament podcast. Sure, we got some heat from the other seven leagues, but I must say, it started to get people excited for the NWLA Inaugural Tournament. Now, I had WSEM as the best team, but not only was that a pump up for my team, but I feel if we want to see success, we will have to do much more than actually believe in ourselves. I will present to you want needs to be done by each player in order for WSEM to get their first ever National Championship.

1)  Austin Bischoff
Austin needs to do what he is known for, pitch dominantly. And by dominantly, I mean the Austin that only gives up a run approximately 2% of the time he pitches, a jaw dropping statistic. In addition, Austin has to get the bats moving, as he could be one of the games deadliest hitters with his power. Considering he has hit three homers in one game this year, two of which were over 135 feet in distance!!

2) Dennis Pearson
Dennis has taken a little bit of a slump this year, he isn’t exactly dominant on the hill, and his batting is down. What needs to happen out of Dennis is a massive 2011-esque pitching performance. I’m talking the Dennis who pitched 47 innings in last year’s championship series and, I kid you not, did not give up a single run. Oh did I mention he struck out 83? Or that was all in one day?? Anyway, he also needs to step up the bat. He is one of the most powerful people I have seen, and can hit the ball a country mile. If Dennis does this, we will be tough to beat.

3) Brandon Corbett
Corbett needs to keep on keeping on! By that I mean continue his pace and play. He had a down year in 2011, but right now he is killing the ball and also pitching well. If he can do this, Brandon could be a useful reliever and also a batting threat as well. His 22 RBI’s through 22 games speak volumes. Meaning if Corbett knocks in one run per game in Columbus, and is in addition complemented by the rest of the lineup, this team has prime chances of winning games!

4) Sam Hatt
Mr. Perfect! And by that I mean the fact that he has thrown a perfect game this year and also has an ERA of 0.12 and a 7-1 record!! He is a pitching threat and he is on a roll this year! If he brings that to Columbus other teams will have a tough time getting on base, let alone a hit!! Sam’s batting stats of an OBP of .417 and 34 total bases make him an offensive threat, as well. If Hatt can continue to get on base, that will make it tough for other teams to beat us, when he is complimented by the others in this lineup.

5) Evan Bortmas
Evan has not only pitched a perfect game but he is without a doubt one of the league’s best hitters. No matter how hard you pitch, Evan can hit you. His .314 batting average, .450 OBP, .721 SLG and 1.170 OPS speak volumes. Evan also has a 0.45 ERA, 0.76 WHIP, 72K’s and a 6-1 record on the hill! If Evan just does what he does, I see him having a lot of success in Columbus!

6) Alex Shore
I need to elevate my level of play. As captain of this team, I feel that leading by example will lead these guys to out do me. If I get on base, I feel they will drive me in. 2012 has been a down year for me, but I need to rekindle my 2011 season in which my batting average was .417, my OBP was .516, and my SLG was. 787. My base-running needs to be at its peak considering that is what I do best. Speed and power are a deadly combo, and that has to be present for us to see success in Columbus.


Captain’s Final Note: I know my guys can play with the best of them, I know my guys are tough to beat, and I know for a fact, that we have the best pitching around. It is an honor to have been elected to lead this team as captain. It is an honor to play against some of the best leagues around. It is an even bigger honor to feel that we can walk away champions.

Best of luck to all teams competing. I hope to meet some of you and also have a great time.


Alex Shore C
#33 Big Wood - WSEM

Week 11 Power Rankings

Coffee Time
by Carl Coffee

1. Manchester Punchouts  (14-2, 1st in the Ringler)     2
The Punchouts have won 13 straight. They just beat Clown Shu favorite Austin Bishoff 3-0. Hatt and Bortmas may be the two best all-around players in the league. Embarrassed the defending champion Thunder Ducks. Finished off a sweep against the up and coming Belgian Wiffles. Can these guys be stopped?
2. Whiteford Wicked Aces  (15-4, 2nd in the Ringler)     1
The Wicked Aces are still having an incredible season. A 20+ win season is in their near future, and they should easily lock the #3 seed when the playoffs start. Also, if you have Austin Bischoff on your team, you are never out of a game.
3. Belgian Wiffles  (10-10, 3rd in the Ringler)     1
Although they have a .500 record, they had two forfeit losses, and have one of the toughest schedules in the league. Belgian recently handed Michael Constanti his first loss of the season. Chandler and Skinner are one of the best 1-2 punches on the mound, and Tomlinson has established himself into one of the premier power hitters in the league. Could be a pesky team in the playoffs.
4. Flying Squirrels  (14-8, 1st in the Garcia)     2
The Squirrels have had a tough time fielding a complete team as of late, and have been slumping pretty badly because of it. These guys sole focus should be winning the Garcia Division, so they can lock up that coveted #2 seed.
5. Thunder Ducks  (9-7, 2nd in the Garcia)     1
The defending champions have a lot of games to play to finish off their season, including four games with the Wicked Aces. They still have a shot at winning the Garcia, but if they don’t, this could be a very dangerous #4 or #5 seed in the playoffs.
6. Jason Mattseals  (10-14, 5th in the Ringler)     1
The Mattseals have been under the radar all season, but have shown they can hang with the big boys. 1-0 losses have been their forte, but if this team can get some run support, they may be the underdog story this season.
7. Donkeys  (9-11, 4th in the Ringler)    
The Donkeys have yet to find any sort of identity this season. They have shown they can beat an elite Wicked Aces team, but also recently got routed 9-0 against the sub .500 Mattseals. Without a true ace on their team, they are going to need someone (Shaw, Seto, Shore, Murtha, Maclin) to emerge as said ace.
8. Campus Commandos  (5-17, 5th in the Garcia)    
I thought losing Egan would hurt the Commandos, but the new talent they found to replace him is definitely an upgrade. I also thought these guys would be able to take one game over the weekend against the Ducks and Donkeys, but they dropped all four. They currently are one game behind King Friday to land the #8 seed, but do have two games against the Seamen still to play.
9. King Friday  (6-16, 4th in the Garcia)    
Although they went home thinking they lost to the Commandos in their fourth and final game of a four game series, they were awarded the win after all was said and done. This all-rookie team is still somehow in the playoff race, and they won’t apologize to anyone if they are able to land the last remaining spot.
10. Seamen  (7-10, 3rd in the Garcia)    
The Seamen continue to play the spoiler role after beating the Flying Squirrels twice in Week 10. Although they are ineligible for the playoffs, they play an important part in determining the playoffs for the other nine teams.